mtxstarship.com -- King Dork

[B] [E] [B] [F#] (x2)

[B] I don't have much to offer [E] or any[F#]thing at all

[B] I look like death warmed over [E] you're like a [F#]living doll

O[B]kay, I may be the [E]worst that you have [B]seen

But [B]I'm King Dork and [E]I want you to [F#]be my

[B]Queen e-[E]een e-[B]en whoa-[F#]o

[B]I'm King [G#]Dork and [E]I want you to [F#]be my [B]Queen [E] [B]

You're too dear to put a price on and when I talk to you

You're more than Monty Python, Star Trek or Dr. Who

You're much more than MST3K or D&D yeah

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e.

[C#] Once you get [F#]used to it

[G#]Maybe you can [F#]love me just a [B]little bit

Would that be, such a cat[F#]astrophe?

[C#] So don't start [F#]screaming yet

Just [G#]lower your standards [D#]and get set [C#BB]

Whatever it takes, however it [F#]has to be

[B] [E] [B] [F#] (x2)

Those other girls can't stand me

There's none as fair as you

But if they see you and me

It might embaress you

So we'll go where they will never see you

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o

[B]I'm King [G#]Dork and [E]I want you to [F#]be my

[B]Que-[E]e-e-e-[B]e-en